Text Eden - Private Text Coaching

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Dating advice when you actually need it.

You know when something happens in your dating life and you immediately wish you had someone to ask?

Now you can text me.

Maybe you don't know what to say back. You're trying to figure out where you stand. You need an outside perspective on your relationship. Your ex just resurfaced. Or you simply need someone who isn't emotionally involved to tell you what the hell is going on.

With TEXT EDEN, you can send me the situation, the context, screenshots if needed, and your questions — and I'll personally give you my perspective and help you figure out what to do next.

No appointment. No full coaching call. Just real, personalized advice when you need it.

Choose Your Access

ONE-TIME TEXT ADVICE — $40 CAD

Have one situation you need help with?

Send it my way.

Includes:

  • 1 dating, relationship, breakup, intimacy or sex-related scenario

  • Personalized advice directly from me

  • Send screenshots and context when helpful

  • Reasonable follow-up about the same situation for 48 hours after my first response

  • Initial response within 24 hours, Monday–Friday

One payment. No subscription.

Perfect for the “Okay, I need Eden's opinion on THIS” moment.

MONTHLY TEXT ACCESS — $100 CAD/MONTH

Want me in your corner more regularly?

Get ongoing monthly access for the situations that come up along the way.

Includes:

  • 4 separate coaching scenarios per month

  • Personalized advice directly from me

  • Send screenshots and context when helpful

  • Reasonable follow-up for 48 hours on each scenario

  • Initial responses within 24 hours, Monday–Friday

  • Cancel anytime

Unused scenarios expire at the end of each billing month and do not roll over.

What's a “scenario”?

A scenario is one specific situation or issue you want advice about, plus reasonable follow-up about that same situation.

For example:

“I've been seeing someone for two months and he sent me this message. What does this mean and how should I respond?”

You can send me the context, screenshots and follow-up questions about that situation. Our conversation about it can continue for up to 48 hours after my first response.

A new or unrelated situation counts as a new scenario.

A Few Things to Know

Messages can be sent at any time, but TEXT EDEN is not an instant-response or 24/7 service. Initial responses are provided within 24 hours Monday–Friday.

Text coaching is for personal coaching and educational purposes and is not therapy, mental-health treatment, medical or legal advice, or an emergency/crisis service.

By purchasing TEXT EDEN, you agree to the service terms and communication guidelines.

Communication & Conduct Policy

TEXT EDEN is intended to provide respectful, one-on-one coaching and advice within the scope of the service purchased.

By purchasing or using TEXT EDEN, you agree to communicate respectfully and to use the service only for its intended purpose.

I reserve the right, at my sole discretion, to limit, suspend, or permanently terminate access to TEXT EDEN and/or block a client's number if the service is misused. This includes, but is not limited to:

  • Harassment, threats, abusive, discriminatory, sexually inappropriate, or otherwise unacceptable behaviour directed toward me

  • Repeatedly contacting me outside the scope or limits of the service purchased

  • Excessive or unreasonable messaging that goes beyond reasonable use of the purchased scenario

  • Repeated attempts to bypass scenario, response-time, or other service boundaries

  • Sharing my private coaching number with another person or allowing someone else to use your purchased access

  • Using TEXT EDEN for emergencies, crisis support, or purposes outside the scope of coaching

  • Any behaviour that makes continued communication inappropriate, unsafe, or unreasonably disruptive

I reserve the right to stop responding and/or block further communication immediately in cases of serious misconduct, harassment, threats, safety concerns, or significant misuse of the service.

Termination of access due to a client's violation of these terms may occur without refund, to the extent permitted by applicable law.

Purchasing TEXT EDEN does not guarantee unlimited access, immediate responses, or communication outside the specific service and response parameters described at the time of purchase.

Please review our policies before purchase.

Dating advice when you actually need it.

You know when something happens in your dating life and you immediately wish you had someone to ask?

Now you can text me.

Maybe you don't know what to say back. You're trying to figure out where you stand. You need an outside perspective on your relationship. Your ex just resurfaced. Or you simply need someone who isn't emotionally involved to tell you what the hell is going on.

With TEXT EDEN, you can send me the situation, the context, screenshots if needed, and your questions — and I'll personally give you my perspective and help you figure out what to do next.

No appointment. No full coaching call. Just real, personalized advice when you need it.

Choose Your Access

ONE-TIME TEXT ADVICE — $40 CAD

Have one situation you need help with?

Send it my way.

Includes:

  • 1 dating, relationship, breakup, intimacy or sex-related scenario

  • Personalized advice directly from me

  • Send screenshots and context when helpful

  • Reasonable follow-up about the same situation for 48 hours after my first response

  • Initial response within 24 hours, Monday–Friday

One payment. No subscription.

Perfect for the “Okay, I need Eden's opinion on THIS” moment.

MONTHLY TEXT ACCESS — $100 CAD/MONTH

Want me in your corner more regularly?

Get ongoing monthly access for the situations that come up along the way.

Includes:

  • 4 separate coaching scenarios per month

  • Personalized advice directly from me

  • Send screenshots and context when helpful

  • Reasonable follow-up for 48 hours on each scenario

  • Initial responses within 24 hours, Monday–Friday

  • Cancel anytime

Unused scenarios expire at the end of each billing month and do not roll over.

What's a “scenario”?

A scenario is one specific situation or issue you want advice about, plus reasonable follow-up about that same situation.

For example:

“I've been seeing someone for two months and he sent me this message. What does this mean and how should I respond?”

You can send me the context, screenshots and follow-up questions about that situation. Our conversation about it can continue for up to 48 hours after my first response.

A new or unrelated situation counts as a new scenario.

A Few Things to Know

Messages can be sent at any time, but TEXT EDEN is not an instant-response or 24/7 service. Initial responses are provided within 24 hours Monday–Friday.

Text coaching is for personal coaching and educational purposes and is not therapy, mental-health treatment, medical or legal advice, or an emergency/crisis service.

By purchasing TEXT EDEN, you agree to the service terms and communication guidelines.

Communication & Conduct Policy

TEXT EDEN is intended to provide respectful, one-on-one coaching and advice within the scope of the service purchased.

By purchasing or using TEXT EDEN, you agree to communicate respectfully and to use the service only for its intended purpose.

I reserve the right, at my sole discretion, to limit, suspend, or permanently terminate access to TEXT EDEN and/or block a client's number if the service is misused. This includes, but is not limited to:

  • Harassment, threats, abusive, discriminatory, sexually inappropriate, or otherwise unacceptable behaviour directed toward me

  • Repeatedly contacting me outside the scope or limits of the service purchased

  • Excessive or unreasonable messaging that goes beyond reasonable use of the purchased scenario

  • Repeated attempts to bypass scenario, response-time, or other service boundaries

  • Sharing my private coaching number with another person or allowing someone else to use your purchased access

  • Using TEXT EDEN for emergencies, crisis support, or purposes outside the scope of coaching

  • Any behaviour that makes continued communication inappropriate, unsafe, or unreasonably disruptive

I reserve the right to stop responding and/or block further communication immediately in cases of serious misconduct, harassment, threats, safety concerns, or significant misuse of the service.

Termination of access due to a client's violation of these terms may occur without refund, to the extent permitted by applicable law.

Purchasing TEXT EDEN does not guarantee unlimited access, immediate responses, or communication outside the specific service and response parameters described at the time of purchase.

Please review our policies before purchase.